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DIY Gifts for Valentine's Day
by: Eun Biy Ko
by: Eun Biy Ko
Valentine’s Day is just around the corner and couples are hurriedly trying to find the perfect gift for their partner. Not all Valentine’s Day gifts have to be expensive and ludicrously romantic. The present doesn’t have to be big and expensive, it’s equally as special if it’s something little and thoughtful. Consider the idea of a DIY (do it yourself) gift since it is oriented towards the person you’re giving it to. The receiver is bound to feel special when gifted a handmade present because the person who handmade it was probably thinking about them while creating it. So here are five DIY gift ideas that will leave your significant other smiling all day long.
1. Jar of notes: Fill up a jar with little notes with reasons you love your partner or memories you have together. They can open one everyday or every Monday morning to start off their week with a smile. This is simple to make and it is very heartwarming; your other half will definitely feel loved while reading the papers.
2. Customized frame: Make a collage or choose your favorite photo with your significant other. Then frame it and decorate the borders to your liking. Don’t be afraid to showcase your creativity!
3. Customized box: This idea is similar to the previous one; however, instead of framing your photo, put it on the lid of a box and decorate the box. This gift is perfect for storing memories. You can keep love letters, movie tickets, photos, etc.
4. Personalized matching mugs: If both of you enjoy drinking coffee or tea, you can personalize a plain mug, and how cute would it be if you had a matching mug as well. Just get a sharpie and decorate the mug however you want (quotes, drawings, messages, etc.) and then bake your cup in the oven for 30 minutes at 350 degrees to prevent the sharpie from smudging.
5. Make a playlist: This gift is a bit on the old-fashioned side, but the idea is still sweet. In the old days you would probably mix a CD, but now you have a choice to make a playlist on iTunes and share it with your partner. Put songs that are meaningful such as “your song”, the songs that remind you of him/her, the song that you danced to, etc.
Remember, it’s the thought that counts. So whatever the result might be your significant other, other half, darling, or sweetie will feel loved and will be on cloud nine throughout the whole day.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
1. Jar of notes: Fill up a jar with little notes with reasons you love your partner or memories you have together. They can open one everyday or every Monday morning to start off their week with a smile. This is simple to make and it is very heartwarming; your other half will definitely feel loved while reading the papers.
2. Customized frame: Make a collage or choose your favorite photo with your significant other. Then frame it and decorate the borders to your liking. Don’t be afraid to showcase your creativity!
3. Customized box: This idea is similar to the previous one; however, instead of framing your photo, put it on the lid of a box and decorate the box. This gift is perfect for storing memories. You can keep love letters, movie tickets, photos, etc.
4. Personalized matching mugs: If both of you enjoy drinking coffee or tea, you can personalize a plain mug, and how cute would it be if you had a matching mug as well. Just get a sharpie and decorate the mug however you want (quotes, drawings, messages, etc.) and then bake your cup in the oven for 30 minutes at 350 degrees to prevent the sharpie from smudging.
5. Make a playlist: This gift is a bit on the old-fashioned side, but the idea is still sweet. In the old days you would probably mix a CD, but now you have a choice to make a playlist on iTunes and share it with your partner. Put songs that are meaningful such as “your song”, the songs that remind you of him/her, the song that you danced to, etc.
Remember, it’s the thought that counts. So whatever the result might be your significant other, other half, darling, or sweetie will feel loved and will be on cloud nine throughout the whole day.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
How to Get Out of the Friend Zone
by: Shreeja Bhattacharjee
In life, there are many things we dread. Math tests, homework, monsters under our bed, and...the friend zone. To be very honest, getting out the friend zone is i̶m̶p̶o̶s̶s̶i̶b̶l̶e̶ not the easiest of things. It requires dedication, careful maneuvering, precise timing, and smooth moves. Or spectacular genetics and a beautiful face. Yes, that works too. Okay, so while that would help, it’s not actually necessary.
But first things first- how do you define the friend zone? There seem to be some general types of friend zoning.
The Smackdown
You have confessed your feelings and the other party has rejected you, seeing you only as a ‘friend.’
“We don’t hang out really and she/he doesn’t know I exist”
.....
……....
Sorry, but this doesn’t really qualify as the friend zone. Please proceed to Google.
The “Its never going to work, so why try?”
In this case, you have not confessed your feelings. However, it is plainly obvious that if you do, you will proceed to be ‘smacked-down.’ Maybe they have a boyfriend/girlfriend, or maybe they simply refer to you as ‘someone they love like a close friend.’ Either way, the facts point towards you having been friend zoned.
If you have experienced the ‘Smackdown,’ try the following tips and then try confessing again at the correct time. If you fall under the “It’s never going to work so why try” category, hopefully these tips will change the situation.
Here’s what you’ll need to get out of the friend zone:
1) Dedication. Getting out of the friend zone requires time and effort. The question you have to ask yourself is are you willing to dedicate that time even if it doesn’t work out? Is the other person worth the time? Do you actually want a romantic relationship even if it doesn’t work out? If the answer is no, well, that’s the end of that! Otherwise, proceed on!
2) Timing and Maneuvering. The next two components go hand in hand. The idea is to initially stay around the said crush a lot, being your a̶w̶k̶w̶a̶r̶d̶ charming self. Next, it’s time to become a ninja and disappear. While this makes no sense whatsoever, there is a simple logic behind it. The phrase ‘absence makes the heart grow fonder’ comes to mind. If you’re always beside that person and then you suddenly disappear, the other person starts to think about you, wondering where you are. The more they think about you and your absence, the better it is.
Then we have the element of maneuvering.
The problem is that if you disappear for too long, there is the danger of hurting the other person. There is also the chance that if you stay away for too long, the other person may start to forget about you. Don’t disappear completely, just enough to make them think about you and want to see you again. If you have experienced the smackdown, make sure to be careful that the other person doesn’t think you’re avoiding them because you’re hurt about the rejection. Have you ever heard someone say, “I rejected you and you’re acting like a little grumpy kid? That’s sooooo sexy!” Neither have I.
3) Moves. Smooth moves, to be exact. You can start off with physical touches. This may seem stupid, but it’ll make them more aware of you. By this I don’t mean aggressively trying to make out with that person or feeling them up. Just simple light touches or hugs. Next, try to bring out your more charming side. Are you funny or intelligent? Show it! Are you athletic? Let them know! Make sure to be yourself while playing up your strong sides.
Pssst! Being a little flirty while you’re at it wouldn’t hurt either!
4) Looks. I personally don’t think this is necessary but some people would. You could try small things to better your appearance. A new haircut can do wonders! Is there a party soon? Time to bring out that suit in the back of your cupboard! Got a new dress? Work it! You can also show more of your personality through your clothing. But, in my honest opinion, if they only want to be with you for your looks, it’s time to question the people you like.
5) Timing. I mentioned it before, but it is very crucial. If you’ve taken the aforementioned steps (you don’t have to do all of them), then it’s time to wait for the right time. Time to confess. What’s that I hear? Oh, those are the footsteps of you running away. Come back, there’s no point in running away; the time was going to come sooner or later anyways. Well what’s the right timing you ask? It’s when there’s no one to interrupt you. It’s when the other party is not distracted with something else. Most of all, it’s when the other party shows signs of being more interested in you.
Some points to keep in mind:
For those of you who stuck through reading, good job! Yes this article’s long, but we’re trying to get out of the friend zone here. It’s practically war. Anyways, hopefully, things will go your way and you won’t be alone this Valentine’s Day. And if you are, proceed to the next article-"Forever Alone: A Single’s Guide to Valentine’s Day."
But first things first- how do you define the friend zone? There seem to be some general types of friend zoning.
The Smackdown
You have confessed your feelings and the other party has rejected you, seeing you only as a ‘friend.’
“We don’t hang out really and she/he doesn’t know I exist”
.....
……....
Sorry, but this doesn’t really qualify as the friend zone. Please proceed to Google.
The “Its never going to work, so why try?”
In this case, you have not confessed your feelings. However, it is plainly obvious that if you do, you will proceed to be ‘smacked-down.’ Maybe they have a boyfriend/girlfriend, or maybe they simply refer to you as ‘someone they love like a close friend.’ Either way, the facts point towards you having been friend zoned.
If you have experienced the ‘Smackdown,’ try the following tips and then try confessing again at the correct time. If you fall under the “It’s never going to work so why try” category, hopefully these tips will change the situation.
Here’s what you’ll need to get out of the friend zone:
1) Dedication. Getting out of the friend zone requires time and effort. The question you have to ask yourself is are you willing to dedicate that time even if it doesn’t work out? Is the other person worth the time? Do you actually want a romantic relationship even if it doesn’t work out? If the answer is no, well, that’s the end of that! Otherwise, proceed on!
2) Timing and Maneuvering. The next two components go hand in hand. The idea is to initially stay around the said crush a lot, being your a̶w̶k̶w̶a̶r̶d̶ charming self. Next, it’s time to become a ninja and disappear. While this makes no sense whatsoever, there is a simple logic behind it. The phrase ‘absence makes the heart grow fonder’ comes to mind. If you’re always beside that person and then you suddenly disappear, the other person starts to think about you, wondering where you are. The more they think about you and your absence, the better it is.
Then we have the element of maneuvering.
The problem is that if you disappear for too long, there is the danger of hurting the other person. There is also the chance that if you stay away for too long, the other person may start to forget about you. Don’t disappear completely, just enough to make them think about you and want to see you again. If you have experienced the smackdown, make sure to be careful that the other person doesn’t think you’re avoiding them because you’re hurt about the rejection. Have you ever heard someone say, “I rejected you and you’re acting like a little grumpy kid? That’s sooooo sexy!” Neither have I.
3) Moves. Smooth moves, to be exact. You can start off with physical touches. This may seem stupid, but it’ll make them more aware of you. By this I don’t mean aggressively trying to make out with that person or feeling them up. Just simple light touches or hugs. Next, try to bring out your more charming side. Are you funny or intelligent? Show it! Are you athletic? Let them know! Make sure to be yourself while playing up your strong sides.
Pssst! Being a little flirty while you’re at it wouldn’t hurt either!
4) Looks. I personally don’t think this is necessary but some people would. You could try small things to better your appearance. A new haircut can do wonders! Is there a party soon? Time to bring out that suit in the back of your cupboard! Got a new dress? Work it! You can also show more of your personality through your clothing. But, in my honest opinion, if they only want to be with you for your looks, it’s time to question the people you like.
5) Timing. I mentioned it before, but it is very crucial. If you’ve taken the aforementioned steps (you don’t have to do all of them), then it’s time to wait for the right time. Time to confess. What’s that I hear? Oh, those are the footsteps of you running away. Come back, there’s no point in running away; the time was going to come sooner or later anyways. Well what’s the right timing you ask? It’s when there’s no one to interrupt you. It’s when the other party is not distracted with something else. Most of all, it’s when the other party shows signs of being more interested in you.
Some points to keep in mind:
- The confession doesn’t have to be a grand scheme with flowers and music
- Don’t do it over Facebook no matter how scared or nervous you are
- Even if you stutter, keep talking and just be honest
- Give them time to decide and don’t pressure them
For those of you who stuck through reading, good job! Yes this article’s long, but we’re trying to get out of the friend zone here. It’s practically war. Anyways, hopefully, things will go your way and you won’t be alone this Valentine’s Day. And if you are, proceed to the next article-"Forever Alone: A Single’s Guide to Valentine’s Day."
What Not To Say On Valentine's Day
by: Jonathan Barney
1. "I’m Tired"
One simply is not tired on Valentine’s Day. You spend all night out with your love, you do not ever get tired. You can go to five movies and have dinner, but you only get one day a year like Valentine’s Day, carpe diem, seize the moment.
2. "I’ve had a crush on you for like the last five years."
You never ever reveal your dying love for someone on Valentine’s Day. You just don’t, it kills your friendship.
3. "Get whatever you want on the menu. My treat."
Fine. That is a nice gesture, a little pompous (no matter if you are male or female), and totally stupid. When he or she orders the buffalo meat that was aged for 100 years in clay pots in Mayan temples that will end up costing you $200, when you get to the other part of the Valentines evening, you will not be able to get that $200. Totally not worth it.
While searching across the internet, I also stumbled across a few jokes that I thought were rather funny, I’d like to share a few, the source is at the end, I hope you enjoy. J
“I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden ... but could I borrow five hundred dollars?
Go ahead and Super Size - I found spare change in the sofa today.
Something tells me that you're very special...but with medication I can usually ignore it.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."
I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.
I used to come here all the time with my ex.
I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
I like clay. It's mushy.
I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.
It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London.
The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'
Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave 'To my one and only love'.'
The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'
Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.
A man went to the mall this last week to buy Valentines’ cards forhis daughter and mother. The 50 feet of displays for hundreds ofcards astounded him. He muttered out loud, “I wonder if they haveanything for ex-wives.”
The clerk behind the counter said, “Oh, yes sir, they do have an‘ex’ category, but they’re in Sporting Goods.”
“Really?”
“Yes sir. They’re called darts.”
One simply is not tired on Valentine’s Day. You spend all night out with your love, you do not ever get tired. You can go to five movies and have dinner, but you only get one day a year like Valentine’s Day, carpe diem, seize the moment.
2. "I’ve had a crush on you for like the last five years."
You never ever reveal your dying love for someone on Valentine’s Day. You just don’t, it kills your friendship.
3. "Get whatever you want on the menu. My treat."
Fine. That is a nice gesture, a little pompous (no matter if you are male or female), and totally stupid. When he or she orders the buffalo meat that was aged for 100 years in clay pots in Mayan temples that will end up costing you $200, when you get to the other part of the Valentines evening, you will not be able to get that $200. Totally not worth it.
While searching across the internet, I also stumbled across a few jokes that I thought were rather funny, I’d like to share a few, the source is at the end, I hope you enjoy. J
“I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden ... but could I borrow five hundred dollars?
Go ahead and Super Size - I found spare change in the sofa today.
Something tells me that you're very special...but with medication I can usually ignore it.
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."
I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell.
I used to come here all the time with my ex.
I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
I like clay. It's mushy.
I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
I know you said you don't eat anything with a face. But a good butcher will cut that part off for you if you ask.
It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London.
The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'
Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave 'To my one and only love'.'
The jeweller smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'
Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.'
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.
A man went to the mall this last week to buy Valentines’ cards forhis daughter and mother. The 50 feet of displays for hundreds ofcards astounded him. He muttered out loud, “I wonder if they haveanything for ex-wives.”
The clerk behind the counter said, “Oh, yes sir, they do have an‘ex’ category, but they’re in Sporting Goods.”
“Really?”
“Yes sir. They’re called darts.”
Forever Alone: A Single's Guide to Valentine's Day
by: Olivia Benecke
The most wonderful time of the year is upon us; romance is in the air and love is all around! If you have a significant other, that is. Let’s face it…this is a holiday designed to make you feel like a failure if you’re without a girlfriend/boyfriend. The Valentine’s Day marketing machine includes romantic comedies broadcasted 24/7, infinite flowers, ridiculously expensive chocolates, and tacky heart-shaped trinkets and jewelry displayed in store windows, and it has the singles around the world banging their head’s against the wall. But I have good news; February 14th doesn’t have to suck! Allow me to provide you with some tips and tricks to making it through “Singles Awareness Day” completely unfazed.
1. It’s a time for you to pamper and spoil your favorite person in the world: you. With no significant other to worry about, you are your number one priority! So go, love and appreciate yourself and buy something expensive for…you! It’s the least you could do for yourself.
2. Embrace your singleness. The benefits of being single are incredibly underrated. Think about it: you have absolutely no one to impress! So wear whatever you want, eat whatever you feel like, and just have fun being you, knowing all the while that no one will judge.
3. Think about all the money you’re saving. People who have significant others at this time of year also have screaming wallets. Not you! You have no one to buy for and thus not a care in the world.
4. Watch heartbreaking movies and listen to depressing love songs. I know it sounds bizarre, but hear me out! The more heartbreak you’re exposed to, the happier you can be, knowing that it’s not a part of your life. Who needs relationships? Just look at what train wrecks they are!
5. It’s extremely cliché, but go out with a group of friends. When you’re having fun with the ones you love time flies! Remember that the love you receive does not necessarily have to come from a boy or girlfriend; friends are guaranteed to provide all the love you need. The day will be over and done with before you know it. Bonus! If you spot anyone worth your attention while out, feel free to flirt all you want.
6. What’s for desert? Whatever the heck you want! The chocolate is free flowing and you may as well indulge. None of that awkward “Do you want dessert?” “I think I’m good. Do you?” “Nah, I’m pretty full actually” (even though you REALLY want dessert). Who gets to escape the judging eyes that accompany a fourth candy bar? That would be you! Fun fact! Chocolate contains the same hormones that are released when you are falling in love so be sure to fill up!
7. Remind yourself that this holiday is as superficial as it gets. For one day, couples are supposed to act more in love than they are in reality. Just think about how pathetic and dull they must feel the day after Valentine’s Day. If you need an entire day to remind the person you love that you love them, you’re doing something wrong.
1. It’s a time for you to pamper and spoil your favorite person in the world: you. With no significant other to worry about, you are your number one priority! So go, love and appreciate yourself and buy something expensive for…you! It’s the least you could do for yourself.
2. Embrace your singleness. The benefits of being single are incredibly underrated. Think about it: you have absolutely no one to impress! So wear whatever you want, eat whatever you feel like, and just have fun being you, knowing all the while that no one will judge.
3. Think about all the money you’re saving. People who have significant others at this time of year also have screaming wallets. Not you! You have no one to buy for and thus not a care in the world.
4. Watch heartbreaking movies and listen to depressing love songs. I know it sounds bizarre, but hear me out! The more heartbreak you’re exposed to, the happier you can be, knowing that it’s not a part of your life. Who needs relationships? Just look at what train wrecks they are!
5. It’s extremely cliché, but go out with a group of friends. When you’re having fun with the ones you love time flies! Remember that the love you receive does not necessarily have to come from a boy or girlfriend; friends are guaranteed to provide all the love you need. The day will be over and done with before you know it. Bonus! If you spot anyone worth your attention while out, feel free to flirt all you want.
6. What’s for desert? Whatever the heck you want! The chocolate is free flowing and you may as well indulge. None of that awkward “Do you want dessert?” “I think I’m good. Do you?” “Nah, I’m pretty full actually” (even though you REALLY want dessert). Who gets to escape the judging eyes that accompany a fourth candy bar? That would be you! Fun fact! Chocolate contains the same hormones that are released when you are falling in love so be sure to fill up!
7. Remind yourself that this holiday is as superficial as it gets. For one day, couples are supposed to act more in love than they are in reality. Just think about how pathetic and dull they must feel the day after Valentine’s Day. If you need an entire day to remind the person you love that you love them, you’re doing something wrong.